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[Skevan]

effe kijken wat de loopholes zijn.....

Ik zou zeggen, jup die blessure loop je op dus, in 2 FG achter elkaar loopt de injury door. Dus als je een speler moet missen dan zijn dat alle FG tussen door.
Heb je een niggling injury, dan kan de coach beslissen om hem op de bank te laten zitten, om de speler te beschermen tijdens zijn blessure.

Ik zou zeggen speel eerst je league game en dan de friendly

[Braxandur]

Dat is inderdaad wat ik bedoelde en het antwoord waar ik op hoopte

[Bobske]

Dave and Johns League update

Today sees an exiting friendly training match between the TMNT and the Virgin Galactic Smashers And it is a close fought maych.

It sure is Dave. Those Smashers are relly going at it. But the Terratons a giving the hurt right back.

Exactly John. Nobody knows what TMNT stand for, soemthing in Terratanion. But the fans have dubbed them Totally Mega Nasty Terratons in this league. Seems they are tired from hammering the other teams though.

Ah, Dave I think they are taking it easy for this friendly match, although easy, Look at them taking Smash down!
And he's up again and running, never seen an Orc do that so fast.

No John, but Grab is down too. The Terratons are getting into their stride. What Grab's up and running too.
I think a drug test on those would be a good one, the looked like Judwan.


Where is that Terraton Hale, he's their best player. Oh, their he is still struggling to get up. When a terratons falls on his back...

Don't be beneath it Dave. But it is a tight game, zero-zero again And there is the bell!

Sudden Death John!
And the Terratons are going for it. They starting to look fast. Grab and Smash are out of it!
Was that Oops, that Jack, we won't be seeing him around any more.
Langloe is going for it, going for it... he throws... and misses completely.

That's a pity Dave, I know you were rooting for the TMNT.
But that Jack is Oops, and that Goblin is going to finish the match, he throws ...and scores It is OVER people OVER!

(friendly match tegen de Orc van Stefan. Stefan's Orcs sloegen goed, haalden goed hun armour saves and als ze lagen sprongen ze weer overeind.
Mijn Terratons sloegen gewoon (geen 6-en), haalden hun armour saves gemiddeld (geen 6-en) en 1 Terraton bleefs 6 akties (12 dice, maar één 5+ nodig) liggen!

De match tegen de Judwan daarna daarentegen..... Was Stefan blij dat het geen friendly en helemaal geen League match was.
De judwan wonnen omdat ik niet vanuit mijn eigen 3 point strike hex, waar de bal lag. Niet meer naar de strike hexes van Stefan (waar mij Jacks stonden) kon komen in de laatste twee beurten.
Echter 4 dode Judwan en nog 1 op het veld de rest in de Sin bin voor 2 en 3 beurten.
Even gerold, 2 Judwan waren dood gebleven, 1 fully recovered, 1 Safe Pair of Hands kwijt.
Helaas dat was maar voor de Lol

(en schaamteloos gejat van Laurens , dus bedankt)

[Skevan]

Inderdaad ik was blij dat het geen LG of FG was. Ik zou overrigens wel willen dat mijn Judwan zijn Longarms kwijt zouo zijn, dan kan hij ook weer 4 punters scoren

[Caladai Doomblade]

Nice one Bob! Dave and John op TSC (Trontek Sports Channel) gaan lekker. Wellicht dat Jake en Eddie een andere kijk hebben, maar die zijn dan ook van een ander kanaal. (Frank channel, met porno)

[Skevan]

ANNOUCEMENT:

Vanaf ronde 4 mogen er geen friendly matches meer gespeeld worden voor de league matches.
dit ivm de ratings die drastisch kunnen veranderen waardoor de criteria waarop je je tegenstander hebt geselecteerd niet meer gelden......


RONDE 3 word met 1 week verlengt. dit ivm de golden ratling waar mensen ook aan mee doen....

[Bobske]

Well hello fans
Hello Bob
Tonight is the night for all those TMNT fans, will those turtles stay at the bottom of the league?
Who, there Bob, turtles is not a nice word for those turtles
Sorry, Pete, tortoises then
*harumph*

The teams are moving onto the pitch, a couple of new faces with the Terratons after that last gruelling match.
Yeah Bob, if the TMNT hadn't hired the mysteroius Number 88 that macth they would have ended at the bottom of this league period!

Well, Pete the Basin City Dames look like they are going to keep the TMNT there.
What are the fans shouting??

EIGHTY-EIGHT!, EIGHTY-EIGHT!, EIGHTY-EIGHT!, EIGHTY-EIGHT!, EIGHTY-EIGHT!, EIGHTY-EIGHT!, EIGHTY-EIGHT!, EIGHTY-EIGHT!, EIGHTY-EIGHT!, EIGHTY-EIGHT!,
I never knew those Terratons could be be so sneaky, they hired Number 88 again!
The BSD look flabbergasted

And it's a go. The TMNT seem detirmed not to let the DSB score a lot, 3 guards in the end zone
88, got the ball, man he floats like water, and het scores 4 points
The ladies get the ball, try to hamper 88
and score 2-0

Stay tuned wéll be right back after this commerial break

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[Beastherder]

bedankt voor de reclame, Bob

de pijn is nu genoeg gezakt dat ik er om kan lachen, maar die ^%*%$& nr.88 blijft echt vreselijk irritant

[Bobske]

de pijn is nu genoeg gezakt dat ik er om kan lachen, maar die ^%*%$& nr.88 blijft echt vreselijk irritant

Gelukkig, je weet het maar nooit met die oude dwerg spelers

[Bobske]

and we're back

The TMT punish the striker that just scored but she dodges and , auw, she's off the pitch doesn't seem too serious though.
Right Pete, no blood on the pitch and her eyes are still open so fingers crossed for a quicke recovery.

And 88 has the ball, her runs towards the strike zone,The Dames try to intercept, he weaves, he dodges, and falls flat on his face
NEVER! seen him do that Bob
Nope

The dames take advantage of 88 failure they, try to mob him to keep him from getting up.
Yeah, they've already noticed that slamming that mystery man, no, nope, no way works.
All we can say about 88's kung fu moves, they are not illegal.

The dames score again, 2 points,
Score 0 again those terratons look mighty angry and mighty close
They sure do. and yeah they slam the striker of the field again.
88 gets up, weaves, bounces and falls flat on his face again.
What's this Pete?

Well Bob, they first made the pitch too slippery and now I think they made it too rough.
The dames move in for the score.Number 4 form ther terratons, Hale tries to hit the striker, Number 2 jak Dames intercept.
What a slam! The terraton is sent of the pitch,
Yes people the Terraton Guard is slammed of the pitch by number 2 Jack, you have to see this in the re-run, most beautiful intercept I have ever seen.

Well Bob last week I saw number 4 intercept number 6 in this video.
WE'LLNOT TALK ABOUT THOSE VIDEO'S HERE!
Ok bob

The dames move in to score... the ball shatters.
Too bad, always nasty when that happens
But hey this is a brutal an fast sport, even rough on the ball

Meanwhile 88 has got up again, fallen again and is scoring 2 points.
We're nearing the tme limit, can the dames score ?
YES! they can. 2 points it's zero again

Oeh, 30 seconds...88 runs towwards the ball, oeh bad pick up
He can never get to the strike zone in time. What's he doing he is spinting toward the terraton strike zone
Behind those 3 Guards

Dong, Overtime
What are the Dames going to do
Terraton Hale is going towars number 2, He has a bone to pick with her
Wham! That looks, bad, feels bad and is bad that a coroner she needs not a docter
And look at that DSB Guard, his back is turned, he doen's see that Turtle coming...
I cannot watch, SLAM.
Oops another R.I.P.
I guess after Dwayne Johnson last actions against the Terratons they are mad enough to dish out that damage themselves

We'll Bob, I've never seen casualties follow each other that fast.
No Pete and the DSB fans are hissing and booing like crazy
The DSb coach, wearing her nice cat suit again, lookes worried
No guard, only six players left, the TMNT could pick them off one by one

DSB do not give up easily, they try so steal the ball.
If at first you do not succeed...

But alas that 88 is more slippery than an eel in axel grease

But they made the TMNT nervous, 88 runs and score . It's over....

Let's go to Luke who has Keeper DNO from the Teratons with him:
Dno, what did you think of this match:
#$^&^*(&*(*)) %$@#@$#%^
That sure is a clear answer, if you speak Terraton
Well the Terratons won. I guess having The Famous Dozer watching the match fired up those TMNT's.
And the fact that human Females are the slightest attractive to Terratons didn't help the BCD's .

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